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Bruce e

Ashes anyone?

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Well the time is nigh & the result is a forgone conclusion.

Q. What do you get if you cross the Australian cricket team with an Oxo cube?
A. Laughing stock.

The Australian bobsleigh team have asked the Aussie cricketers for a meeting. They want to know how they went downhill so fast.

Q. What’s the difference between Ricky Ponting and a funeral director?
A. A funeral director doesn’t keep losing the ashes.

Q. What’s the difference between an Aussie batsman and a formula one car?
A. Nothing. If you blink you’ll miss them both.

Q. What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
A. The entire Australian innings.

Q. What do you call a cricket field full of Australians ?
A. A vacant lot.

Q. What is the main function of the Australian coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.

Just keep smiling (and possibly dreaming)

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No smart a$%e comments from me this time, it must be devastating for the poor girl and her team mates. I sincerely hope that she gets heaps of support from everyone especially the fickle press.

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As for the cricket we were all too busy at the beach enjoying our brilliant sand and lovely weather...:bbq:

Except in Melbourne - the weather is never predictable there.

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