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Medical Term's - Aussie Definition

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Medical Term's - Aussie Definition

Artery - The study of paintings
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
Barium - What doctors do when patients die
Benign - What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan - Searching for Kitty
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
Colic - A sheep dog
Coma - A little mark in a sentence
Dilate - To live long
Enema - Not a friend
Fester - Quicker than someone else
Fibula - A small lie
Impotent - Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane
Morbid - A higher offer
Nitrates - Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days
Node - I knew it
Outpatient - A person who has fainted
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative - A letter carrier
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery
Rectum - Nearly killed him
Secretion - Hiding something
Seizure - Roman Emperor
Tablet - A small table
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport
Tumor - One plus one more
Urine - Opposite of you're out

Edited by jaydor

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Unknown author but obviously a love struck Aussie?

Of course I love ya darlin

You’re a bloody top-notch bird

And when I say you’re gorgeous

I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side

I don’t mind a bit of flab

It means that when I’m ready

There’s somethin there to grab

So your belly isn’t flat no more

I tell ya, I don’t care

So long as when I cuddle ya

I can get my arms round there

No Sheila who is your age

Has nice round perky breasts

Yurs just gave in to gravity

But I know ya did ya best

I’m tellin’ ya the truth now

I never tell ya lies

I think its very sexy

That you’ve got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna’s grave now

The moment that we met

I thought you was as good as

I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like

I’ll always love ya dear

Now shut up while the footballs’ on

And fetch another beer.

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